The Top Ten Questions Asked at Farmers’ Market

1. Do you have to milk the goats twice a day?

2. How much milk does a goat give?

3. Do you eat your goats?

4. Is your farm organic?

5. Is this cheese pasteurized?

6. Can we come visit the farm?

7. Will this cheese be OK in my hot car for ten hours while I drive back to (---fill in the blank ---)?

8. Is this cheese vegetarian?

9. Where is Appleton?

10. Can you break a $100 bill?